Just A Reminder: If You’re Going To Shill In Our Comments Section, At Least Be Artful About It

A note to the people over at Ignore Magazine, and anyone else who wants the Idolator team to pay them notice: Using free e-mail hosts to bombard us with phony e-mails from Stereogum readers who claim to have been led to “great content” on your site is a surefire way to aggravate us. But having an intrepid shiller for your site use our comment section to do some damage control? It’s pretty amusing, especially when said person can’t get his story straight in his repeated attempts to post. Readers, meet DonnaSummersLoveChild, and his obviously conflicted feelings on Ignore’s Dan Deacon interview:

In Comment No. 1, DonnaSummersLoveChild isn’t too keen on the piece, but he sure likes the magazine:

Yeah, that article is shitty just like Deacon. I hope it was meant to be ironic. The mag surprisingly looked pretty classy though.

Yes, any magazine that has a regular feature called “Twigga My Nigga” must be “classy.” But wait, there’s more! An hour and 42 minutes later, DonnaSummersLoveChild got the joke, or at least figured out that he shouldn’t be slagging on Ignore’s content in an attempt to lure people over to the site:

Ha! If you people aren’t seeing the satire behind that article then you are probably a part of the joke. props to my new favorite mag!

From “classy” to “new favorite”! Well done, DonnaSummersLoveChild–surely both those adjectives will look swell on Ignore’s plea for advertisers.

Comments by DonnaSummersLoveChild [Idolator]

  • Lex_Lewder

    What else do you expect from the illegitimate offspring of a Bad Girl?

  • Christopher R. Weingarten

    [i]Ignore[/i] the problem and it will go away.

  • SomeSound-MostlyFury

    Can it really be defined as irony when the “article” leads with “Dan Deacon vs. Stupid Questions”??

    Although the bit was totally hilarious and I will definitely be reading this awesome, classy looking zine over and over and over again whenever I want witty and insightful commentary on the music biz. Props galore to my employ…I mean FAVORITE NEW READ!!

  • PengIn

    You know what really rocks? Coca-Cola.

  • King of Pants

    Fucking Pepsi Blue.

  • The Van Buren Boys

    How come 2 Live Crewdidn

  • The Van Buren Boys

    How come 2 Live Crewdidn’t

  • The Van Buren Boys

    How come 2 Live Crew didn’t make an appearance. I’m dissa

  • The Van Buren Boys

    How come 2 Live Crew didn’t make an appearance? I’m dissapointed.

  • The Van Buren Boys

    Whoa!, computer glitch on my side. Sorry ’bout that.

  • Ishika

    yes, but not because i hate him or annihtyg like that. you see, i have a HORRIBLE case of Bieber Fever. this includes screaming, freaking out, excessively buying JB posters, going to all of his concerts in my area, trying (and failing) to contact him, and spending hours on IM talking to my friends about him. so all of my money is being wasted on posters and crap like that, and theres nothing i can do about it. Bieber Fever is unstoppable! help!