Courtney Love Wants The Mouth That God Gave Her Back

Jul 24th, 2007 // 5 Comments

courrrrrt.jpgCourtney Love’s freshly updated MySpace blog includes an announcement about some new demos on her site, a Jessica Hopper name-drop, and what we think is an admission that she’ll be out of the public eye for the next few weeks:

my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious shit its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.
and i had nice big lips as Gwyneth says when i was “Out Sick” ( genius phrase) of my dark years id id some damage and i have to restore myself to not looking ridiculous, idont care if im prettty or ugly or jo de lie wich is what i apretty much am ( french for ugly pretty- theres no english word fo rit and im sure im nots pelling it right) anyway so imay dissapear for a minute here, i know iknow i tell on myself, im either stuck wearing nude lipstick forever or i can wear my 70 dollar Kevyn Red

Get well soon, Courtney (or at least well enough that you can back off from the plastic surgery for a while, although maybe that’ll require a different set of doctors). We honestly thought this was a picture of Dee Snider, but apparently we were mistaken.

courtneylove.com [Courtney Love's MySpace Blog]

  1. Nicolars

    If she keeps up the plastic surgery she’s going to be the blonde version of Pete Burns.

  2. Dickdogfood

    and this really isnt znyones business

    Apart from the whole yacking-about-it-on-the-internet thing, of course.

    The amount of self-delusion this missive evidences is something no amount of meditation can ever correct for.

  3. queensissy

    I think she’s more grand mal seizure than jolie-laide.

  4. Sleepyhead

    Frances, hang on. Stay sane! I’m pretty sure you have realized by now that Mommy is Really Messed Up, and that there are normal, healthy people in the world you can look to for advice, support, and setting an example besides her, right?

  5. Anonymous Communist

    She’s worried about spelling the French words right?

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