Jul 24th, 2007 // 3 Comments

genesimmons.jpgIn honor of Gene Simmons’ birthday, a minor-league baseball team will wear “KISS-inspired jerseys” on Aug. 25. Fans are encouraged to get their faces painted like KISS members, although for the sake of not scaring kids, anyone who wears makeup inspired by Gene’s recent plastic surgery should be denied admission to the park. [Brockton Rox, via Can't Stop The Bleeding]


  1. Scratcher

    I’m going as their drummer Anton Fig.

  2. Chris Molanphy

    There’s a Baseball Furies joke in here somewhere.

  3. Bob Loblaw

    Southeastern Massachusetts represent? This actually redeems Brockton a
    bit, after their latest attempt at branding, “Brockton: Birthplace of

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