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In honor of Gene Simmons’ birthday, a minor-league baseball team will wear “KISS-inspired jerseys” on Aug. 25. Fans are encouraged to get their faces painted like KISS members, although for the sake of not scaring kids, anyone who wears makeup inspired by Gene’s recent plastic surgery should be denied admission to the park. [Brockton Rox, via Can’t Stop The Bleeding]