Jul 25th, 2007 // 3 Comments

Or both. Apparently when he was first starting out–i.e. around six months ago–the teen emo-dancehall robot tried to get in touch with super-producers like Dr. Dre, Swizz Beatz, and Polow Da Don through MySpace, but they had him suicidal when he (wait for it, you’ll never guess) never heard back from them. Actually, I can totally see Dre sitting around all day, updating his profile and posting sparkly “Just Thinkin Of U” graphics on Snoop’s page in between bouts of “working” on Detox. [MTV]

  1. Bazooka Tooth

    Seriously, for the second time, who the fuck is this guy?
    I mean, obviously if this story is true, he’s fucking retarded, but I mean, is he like an MTV TRL hit or something?

  2. hipsters_are_people_too

    Yes, if by “MTV TRL” you mean “Billboard chart and radio”.

  3. Hyman Decent

    When I heard how prominent and plainly deployed the bass riff of “Stand by Me” was in his hit, I instantly despised him.

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