Aug 16th, 2007 // 5 Comments

rol_1stlook.jpgBret Michaels will be taking a break from affronting reality TV viewers and old Poison fans to affront Guitar Hero players in the game’s third installment, where he’ll be wanking out a version of “Talk Dirty To Me.” Wait, Michaels and not C.C.? My god this unconscionable ass is an attention whore. [Blabbermouth}


  1. Maura Johnston

    “B-B, pick up that guitar and talk to me” just doesn’t have the same ring.

  2. noamjamski

    @maura: Wouldn’t it actually be “BM, pick up that guitar and uh, talk to me?”

    That makes it go so far past wrong that it is funny and charming again.

  3. Hyman Decent

    How ’bout, “Hey, you [i.e., the person playing Guitar Hero], pick up that guitar and talk to me”?
    @noamjamski: Maybe Maura means B.B. King.

  4. Audif Jackson Winters III

    If you hit a 200-note streak, Rodeo comes out on stage and starts trying to sing a duet with Bret about her kids playing with his kids.

  5. Maura Johnston

    I said B-B because it would rhyme, although when you factor in the amount of implanting in the Rock Of Love house it doesn’t even make sense. (But it’s less gross than B-M, for sure.)

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