Homme To Osborne: Kiss My Grits

jharv | August 16, 2007 4:00 am
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Queens of the Stone Age’s Josh Homme (number one hunka-hunka I most regret not including in our hottest hotties list) has joined Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson as the latest humanitarian to go after harridan, reality TV show judge, and Ozzy-enabler Sharon Osbourne for the way Osbourne (and her hubby) run Ozzfest:

In a recent interview with KTVU.com, Homme offered the following his opinion on this year’s “free” Ozzfest: “You’ll pay, and there will be only one person who will make any dough. And with the music industry the way it is with downloading, to ask artists to play for free … I might as well skip through the English countryside with a flute. One of the things about my generation is that there’s this punk rock guilt where people don’t know what they’re worth and they’re embarrassed to ask for anything for what they do. And that’s something that we need to get over. I don’t need to be the Sultan of Brunei, but at the same time, would you get your hand out of my crotchpouch please?”

Swoon! Sharon, for her part, wishes that Homme would contract a venereal disease and die. I swear I’m not just siding with Homme because I want to get a sex change in order bear his illegitimate children. I really do find Sharon Osbourne unbearably obnoxious. No word yet from Ozzy himself, or at least any intelligible words.

Josh Homme Says Sharon Osborne Is a Musical Nobody [Blabbermouth]