Not content with luring my co-worker into their gilded palace of emo sin and trying to outdo young upstarts Panic! At The Disco for costumed bufoonery, Fall Out Boy are now spraying their musk all over one of my favorite books, with “a Where The Wild Things Are theme” for their upcoming tour. “‘Where the Wild Things Are’ is a great narrative,” Pete Wentz told MTV as he beamed with delight over this next conceptual slight of hand: “It’s kind of a takeoff on the idea of young wild things wearing Dior ankle-monitoring bracelets.” Oy vey. But wait, Wentz isn’t done making you question why god allows bad things to happen to us all, because he’s considering Tay Zonday as the band’s opening act, going so far as to cruelly compare Zonday’s infernally froggy croak to Fall Out Boy’s already put-upon frontman Patrick Stump. You gonna take that, Maura?
Fall Out Boy Should Be Sent To Bed Without Their Supper
August 17th, 2007 // 8 Comments