Hey, remember when Maura compared Maroon 5′s Adam Levine to Greg Dulli and everybody had a shitfit in the comments box because how dare we sully Dulli’s, uh, good name? Well, judging by recent comments he made about his ex, tennis player Maria Sharapova, the handsome metrosexual/complete a-hole may be even grosser than the pudgy prince of soulful white dude woman-hatin’:
“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
Now that’s a stand-up guy. Apparently what jail is really like is a world-famous sports star who won’t squeal to your satisfaction in the sack. If only he could get some of that off-the-cuff hatefulness and complete disregard for human decency into his music, we might squeeze a lite-funk Gentlemen out of this douche yet.