Foxy Brown To Cops: My Name Is Guy Incognito

Aug 21st, 2007 // 4 Comments

brown.jpgHot on the heels of her recent bust for assault, irritable Inga Marchand, a.k.a. one-time gangsta boo/actual rapper Foxy Brown, needs to stop doing asinine things like lying to the cops during a routine traffic stop, giving them a false name and age and otherwise compounding her own idiocy:

After a check showed the SUV’s registration had been suspended, the 27-year-old rapper gave officers a variation of her real name and a date of birth that was a year off, authorities said.

When a search for the name she gave turned up no records, the officers asked her again for the information, and she gave her correct name and date of birth, authorities said.

The officers then learned that Brown’s license was suspended, and she was taken to police headquarters, where she was issued seven traffic tickets and released on her own recognizance.

At first I was willing to give Foxy the benefit of the doubt, thinking this was probably just typical draconian New Jersey police tactics for something as simple as going through a stop sign. It was only when I re-read the article and noticed that she was also pulled over for talking on her cell phone while driving that I realized she belongs in the slimiest dungeon in Bergen County. Get a damn headset, already. In further Fox(y) News, she may also be preggers, which will come in handy when she inevitably throws herself on the mercy of the court.

Foxy Brown Accused Of Lying To NJ Police [Yahoo via AP]

  1. Julio Allison

    Seriously…what – or, more like, who – is Foxy doing for money these days?

  2. PengIn

    “Hello, my name is Miss Brown. I believe you have numerous tickets for me.”

    “Okay, Miss Brown, what’s your first name?”

    “I… don’t… know.”

  3. TheMojoPin

    HEY! THAT DOG HAS A POOFY TAIL!!!

  4. narymary

    She really needs to stop breaking the law just to get her face in the papers.

Leave A Comment