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From the “really slow news day” files: Blind-item-happy blog Crazy Days And Nights is pushing along the “Britney at the VMAs” rumor one step further, saying that the troubled pop star will not only perform on the show, she’ll perform with Justin Timberlake. Idea: She should take over 50 Cent’s parts on “Ayo Technology,” thus sending everyone through the looking-glass of 2007’s pop culture. Right? Right? Ah, screw it, they’ll probably do “Walk This Way” for the 2039840230th time. OK, you can all go back to arguing over wedding playlists now. [Crazy Days And Nights / Photo: Getty]