Bill O’Reilly Makes Us Want To Attach Our Eyelids To Our Chins With A Nail Gun

Aug 21st, 2007 // 4 Comments

Nah Right has further shenanigans from Biill O’Reilly’s week-long smear campaign against Nasir Jones; O’Reilly has appointed himself guardian angel in charge of warning America about Nasty Nas’ scheduled performance at a Virginia Tech memorial concert. You should only watch if there are no sharp implements nearby.

I especially like when our Bill compares Nas (“he’s got a gun conviction!”) to abusive sleazebag Michael Vick because they both apparently have criminal records. Why didn’t he compare him to Manson or the Enron guys or John Gotti? Oh, right, because they’re not African-American men with even tangential connections to hip-hop culture. Eskay’s right: Someone should email Bill Jay Smooth’s wry, righteous point-by-point video takedown of O’Reilly’s earlier anti-Nas rant. Not that it would probably do any good.

Bill O’Reilly Vs. Nas Continued [Nah Right]

  1. Cos

    I can’t wait for my mom to ask me about this. Have anyone else’s parents been brainwashed by Bill O’Reilly?

  2. silkyjumbo

    I especially like when our Bill compares Nas (“he’s got a gun conviction!”) to abusive sleazebag Michael Vick because they both apparently have criminal records.

    I work with an older white woman who was discussing Usher’s marriage. “That was a stupid move,” she said. “He’s like Michael Vick.”

    Wha?

    I suggested that maybe it was more like Britney Spears and she looked at me like I was nuts.

  3. Bazooka Tooth

    Like Killer Mike said, “You have Martha Stewart on your show– WHO ACTUALLY COMMITTED A CRIME AND WAS CONVICTED– but if I want to talk about crime on record, you boycott me?! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!?

    seriously, fuck bill o’reilly

  4. spinachdip

    I wish more people would reference John Popper when rappers are arrested on drugs and/or gun charges.

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