Roll over Jodorowsky and tell Fellini the news: Fred Durst is directing Ice Cube in a forthcoming “inspirational” sports drama about an 11-year-old girl who joins a football team, taking time off from sitting around with his thumb up his ass watching TV and breaking my heart, respectively. Also, I have no idea if it’s just because I didn’t sleep well last night, but I keep hearing “it’s Ice Cube and Fred Durst” in Lil Mama’s voice from that damn Avril Lavigne remix. [Reuters]