We Spoke Too Soon: Ted Nugent “Limited Edition” Album Cover Is Friggin’ Abominable (Even For Ted Nugent)

Aug 23rd, 2007 // 23 Comments


I really…I just…what do you even say to that? Good ol’ Ted? This is why they hate us? At least he’s eating his vegetables? Suddenly the claymation grenade is looking as classy as a classic Reid Miles Blue Note sleeve.

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  1. J DTZR

    I find the “Limited Edition” cover offensive and yet strangely arousing

  2. brainchild

    LMAO. This is so awful it just might be the greatest thing since Neon Bible

  3. kingblah

    It’s a thin line between clever and stupid. Maybe if it were the Nug tied up it’d be different?

  4. cyruscope

    “What’s wrong with being sexy?”

  5. Audif Jackson Winters III

    “Well, so what? What’s wrong with being ‘sexy?’”

  6. Chris N.

    “You know, if we were serious and we said, ‘Yes, she should be forced to smell the glove,’ then you’d have a point, but it’s all a joke.”

  7. loudersoft

    this crosses every known line of craptacularity. the fuggin’ nuge, MAN!

  8. Ned Raggett

    So charming he is. Someone forgot to mention to him that Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving (NSFW, probably not safe for life in general) isn’t a documentary.

  9. queensissy

    For some reason the girl in place of a roast pig causes me much less confusion and distress than the grenade in place of an apple. It just makes no sense.

  10. CloudCarrier

    Well, I guess that settles it: nothing looks good in a jewel case. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

  11. Dead Air ummm Dead Air

    Ok, we get it CREEPY Uncle Ted

  12. loudersoft

    obviously, the Nuge can no longer claim he’s never done drugs. drugs are the only rational explanation for this disasterpiece.

  13. axel_f

    What’s the Nuge gonna do when even the feminists don’t give a shit about this?

  14. nicopop

    Guys, maybe she has breast cancer.

  15. Lucas Jensen

    @nicopop: That’s funny stuff.

    We can only hope for another special edition, featuring a pig shoving a grenade into Susan B. Anthony’s vagina whilst she gets a mammogram from the Nuge himself. And the pig has a guitar.

  16. Julio Allison

    When left-wingers antagonize right-wingers, it’s funny; when right-wingers antagonize left-wingers, it’s fucking hilarious for all unintended reasons.

  17. cerulgalactus

    I came here for my Spinal Tap fix, and I’m not leaving disappointed.

    Nuge, you silly bastard.

  18. TheMojoPin

    You guys really need to blow that pic up (increase its size, though detonating it probbably wouldn’t hurt). I assumed that it was simply Ted himself and was applauding his Beth Ditto-esque courage to display his man-teets for all the world…or at least his 16 remaining fans.

  19. Adam Bernard

    I wonder if the model has shown this to her mom yet, beaming with pride: “Ma, I worked with Ted Nugent!”

  20. heyzeus

    Shit salad.

  21. toomanydiscos

    Once you get past the (ahem) main meal, the art direction goes from offensive to just confusing. Is that thing in the bottom left-hand corner supposed to be a guitar? Why is it both animated and strangely forshortened? Is that steam rising off the girl? Who paints their kitchen black? And why take the trouble to so lovingly render some vegetables if you’re just going to perch a naked girl on top?

  22. MJ

    Quick, Ted! To the videoclub! You must preorder that Captivity DVD, or those bastards will buy it before you!

  23. narymary

    And yet there’s STILL no one who gives a shit about Ted Nugent putting out a new album.

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