Gene Simmons Makes Kinda Sad, Not-Very-Well-Veiled Attempt At Getting A Date
In keeping with today’s general mood, Blabbermouth has posted shocking revelations about Gene Simmons love life. And ladies, it’s straight from the big man’s very own Web page, so you know it’s 100% real talk:
“I AM NOT MARRIED!!!
“Folks. I have been deluged with new emails saying some very nice things. Thank you. But, seriously girls, I AM NOT MARRIED!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARIED. I HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF EVERY GETTING MARRIED.
“It shocks me that women keep saying ‘your wife’… and can’t get it through their heads there IS NO wife. Never has been. Never will be.
“Women are finally FREE. You live in the 21st Century. You DON’T HAVE TO BE MARRIED, if you don’t want to.
“So ladies, I say this again, I AM NOT MARRIED.
So, girls, I hear Gene Simmons just might be single. In fact, I wonder what he’s up to tonight! You know what they say … big tongue, rich asshole, etc. Wait, maybe I shouldn’t have put the words “tongue,” “asshole,” and “Gene Simmons” so close together.
Gene Simmons: I Am Not Married [Blabbermouth]
