Aug 30th, 2007 // 4 Comments

johnnyfiveisalive.gifEl “Eldra” Debarge was arrested in L.A. this weekend on charges supposedly relating to domestic violence, though no one is really sure why because the police ain’t talkin’. We do learn, however, that “Three of his brothers–Chico, Robert and Thomas–have served jail time on cocaine-related convictions.” Because that’s germane. [Washington Post]

  1. Lucas Jensen

    Gather ’round, children. The Fall of DeBarge is a sad and tawdry tale.

  2. Adam Bernard

    What, no “feel the BEAT of the rhythm of the night” joke?

  3. Halfwit

    We do learn, however, that “Three of his brothers–Chico, Robert and Thomas–have served jail time on cocaine-related convictions.” Because that’s germane.

    Oh… so that WASN’T a DeBarge/Jackson pun? Okay, carry on.

  4. Chris Molanphy

    Time Will Reveal all.

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