jharv | August 31, 2007 11:51 am

NME sez new documentary reveals that Marc Bolan of T. Rex “lost his virginity” at the tender age of … nine. Uh, dudes, we know he was a freaky and fey glam rock fairy-cum-bad-ass and all, but that’s not what we on this side of the pond call “losing your virginity.” That’s what we call “child molestation.” [NME]