Terrible Rapper To Adopt Other Terrible Rapper As His Ward

jharv | September 6, 2007 2:31 am

Nah Right is reporting that the latest rumor in the runup-to-Curtisapalooza is that Jim “Raps Like An Acute Colitis Attack” Jones may be joining G-Unit. Why stop there? We should campaign for all of the country’s shittiest rappers to join one G-Unit-sponsored supergroup. (Mobb Deep can be grandfathered back into circulation as free agents.) Then we can trick them into thinking there’s a a benefit concert on, say, an irradiated desert island in the South Pacific and strand them there to fight off daily attacks from Rodan and Mothra, kill and eat Tony Yayo to survive, build a Swiss Family Robinson-style tree housestrip club, whatever.

Dip-Unit [Nah Right]