Tila Tequila To Finally Get Some MTV Airtime

tila2.jpgNow that Tila Tequila’s singing career has tanked, she’s trying new, innovative ways to keep her name in the press. But photo shoots for the few remaining lad mags left and deals with unfortunately named Web outposts can’t pay for all those two-inch skirts, so she’s decided to go the reality-TV route with a show that’s half Rock Of Love, half Girls Gone Wild, and 100% a sign that MTV’s willing to let almost anyone become a reality-TV “celebrity” these days:

My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me….having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love…..but there is a catch…..the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….the only twist is….yes, there is another twist….the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

So all you kids out there who are struggling with your sexuality: Clearly, what you need to do is get yourself a reality show so you can figure out once and for all whether you’ll be STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END????? Oh, and then you can come out to your parents via blog-slash-press release.

A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA! [Tila Tequila's MySpace Blog]

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  • telophaser

    That’s just about the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while.

  • Bazooka Tooth

    GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END????? WHO IS ACTUALLY FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH, OR SO TOTALLY LACKS ANYTHING RESEMBLING A SOCIAL LIFE, THAT THEY WILL WATCH THIS??????????????????????????

  • Bazooka Tooth

    they say the terrorists hate us for our freedom….i hate us for our freedom.

  • The Van Buren Boys

    @Aquemini: Let’s see…teenage boys and dirty old men hoping she’ll make out with another girl, and idiots. Lots and lots of idiots. This will be a trainwreck of the highest degree, and we know how much America loves their train wrecks.

    But seriously, this makes me want to quit life and move to a cabin in the woods like in Walden.

  • Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

    @The Van Buren Boys: Walden?

    What’s that? Is it on after My Super-Sweet 16?

  • sexatron9000

    you missed the best part.

    ” My new reality show will air OCTOBER 9TH, 2007 at 10pm pst on MTV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “

    that means people on the east coast never have to watch it. we is saved! thanks mtv…for once.

  • SomeSound-MostlyFury

    This won’t be as bad of a train wreck as you think, only because Tila Tequila is not yet slightly deranged by celebrity, she’s only cringe-inducingly opportunistic.
    You won’t see her become truly unhinged until The Surreal Life 12.

  • Bazooka Tooth
  • Chris N.

    She had me at “BISEXUAL!!!!!”

  • Jerseylicious

    If you have to out and out say “ISN’T THAT CRAZY???” chances are no, it’s not crazy, you’re just another pandering famewhore.

  • Tenno

    So exactly when does the Chris Hansen train roll on MTV anyways?

  • Trackback

      MySpace star, sometimes recording artist and straight-up HO, Tila Tequila, got herself a reality dating show on MTV. Tila announced on her MySpace yesterday that the show will follow her as she finds love among dudes and chicks, because she is not strictly dickly.

  • rad_matter

    I wanna be on this show. Seriously.

  • Adam Bernard

    Wish I had known about tryouts for this!