noah | September 10, 2007 9:22 am
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It wasn’t Britney Spears’ fault that her performance sucked, y’all–blame the Palms, who thought that her Criss Angel-masterminded performance would be “too controversial”! Or who didn’t want to pay the insurance for “a set of mirrors and flotation” and “mature dancing”! [Exhale via ONTD]