Parent (or single adult with deep emotional problems) is willing to trade a dining-room set (pictured; worth $400!) for Hannah Montana tickets. If and when the Jonas Brothers or the High School Musical kids hit Jersey, I am snatching up as many tickets as possible before you can say “trade that shit for a new bed/upgrade on my bike/crate of Macallan.” [Chicago Cragislist with a tip of the hat to Twilly]