Hey Everyone, Let’s Harass John Lydon

johnnyrotten.jpgThe NME reports that its “sister title” Uncut is soliciting questions for J. Rotten from readers just in time for the Sex Pistols reunion hoo-hah, and frankly I’m guessing I’m not the only one of you who has some things they want cleared up straight from the Antichrist’s mouth. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

- Why did Charles Nelson Reilly have to die and yet you’re still here?

- If I gave you $50, would you do the “Truffle Shuffle” for Idolator’s cameras? (C’mon, you know you would, John.)

- Is a horse the new frisbee?

- In level 1-3 of Super Paper Mario, how do you find the hidden “star block” (C. 2007 Nintendo/Yung Joc) to finish the level? (Seriously, this is fucking killing me.)

- Who’s got manlier hands, Billy Duffy or Bif Naked?

- “How can intelligent humans achieve happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment which shows every sign of worsening?”

Feel free to insert your own if you wish. I’ll be mailing off Idolator’s official contribution to IPC Media on Friday.

Put A Question To The Sex Pistols’ John Lydon [NME]

  • iantenna

    if you really wanna fuck with this tool i’ve got his home addy in marina del rey. rich is the new punk.

  • Dickdogfood

    Jess: Charles Nelson Reilly? Not Paul Lynde?

  • Chris N.

    Who did kill Bambi?

  • dog door

    Hey John, you’re a washed up rock star. I know that’s not really a question but I was hoping you could comment. Or, you know, do something punk like call me a name! Like you did with Sting, calling him stink! hoo boy, that was nasty!

  • dippinkind

    After beating O’Chunks, keep going right and defeat the blue cloud-like enemy to obtain a Catch Card. Then go left and jump on the yellow platforms to reach a door. You’ll find another Yold signpost with a clue. Not very useful, but you can use the 3D to read a clearer indication behind it. Then head back to the previous area and go right. Use the spring to get on the platforms an reach another door. In the area here, go right and stand on the blue pedestal. Press – and 1 at the same time to make the star appear.

  • BadUncle

    What’s a three-letter word for “fossil?”

  • Ned Raggett

    RE: last question — oh, you.

  • Jess Harvell

    @dippinkind: bless you.

  • yolakayak

    Please ask- “Hey, John- you’re old and fat now. Gee, that’s not a question, just an observation. Discuss…”