‘Fastest Fingers’


Now airing on Fuse: Fastest Fingers, in which viewers are encouraged to be the first to text sentences like “Must marriage mean mainly making messes matter more?” into a central server, and if they’re victorious they … win points? Have really sore thumbs? It’s unclear, although I’m sure some enterprising emo band out there is already working to incorporate as many of the show’s finger-twisting catchphrases into its lyrics as it possibly can. (Think of the cross-endorsement opportunities!) [Fuse]