Mya – “My Bra”


It’s great that Mya wants to sing a song in honor of people, like her mom, who have survived breast cancer. It’s even understandable that the song is a gloppy, Kara DioGuardi-penned ballad. But calling the song “My Bra”–and sprinkling the lyrics with such metaphors as “When it’s just too hard to make it / Through another day / You’re lifting me up / My bra my bra my bra”–just seems like a really, really bad idea, especially when one realizes that a lot of bras out there advertise their ability to not only lift, but separate. [Lifetime]