Don’t You Ever For A Second Get To Thinking Your Beyonce Phone Is Irreplaceable
Not enough Beyonce in your daily life? Well thank God there’s now a phone that serves as a constant reminder that Beyonce still exists, and is very serious about marketing herself:
The B’Phone, as it is called, features gold-and-burgundy colors designed by Beyonce, a Beyonce-themed startup screen, and the ability to download exclusive Beyonce photos, videos and a childhood song she recorded when she was 10.
The gold-and-burgundy doesn’t sound too bad, but the “Beyonce-themed startup screen” is a bit much. How much content can you cram into a standard cell phone screen? Is there going to be a scroll at the bottom reminding you not to fall down the stairs or something? Sounds like some buffooneryB’Phonery to me.
Beyonce-Phone Among New Devices Hitting The Market [Billboard]
