KRS-One: “My Philosophy? Eat Fewer Cookies.”
The rotund Blastmaster will slim down on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club, where he’ll be teaching the other cast members the history of Egyptology and the finer points of why the Juice Crew sucks between bouts of being shouted at for not being able to do enough situps. What is it with VH1’s ability to get the stars of late ’80s/early ’90s political hip-hop to shill for reality shows? I’m sure if Professor X wasn’t dead he’d be kicking game on I Love New York. Or maybe one of the Poor Righteous Teachers can guest on I Hate My 30s.
