Nov 15th, 2007 // 6 Comments

davemustaine-thumb.jpg“Stay tuned for news on Dave Mustaine’s new coffee blend available ONLY to his fans coming up next week. After “sharing” his daily morning coffee with fans at the Megadeth Forums in the last few months and enganging in several conversations with coffee lovers there, he came up with a true blend he would love to share with all of you.” Oh sure, Dave. Talk to the coffee people while our phone call to you goes unanswered. We see who really matters now. [ via Blabbermouth]

  1. Al Shipley

    I thought pancakes were his business? I guess he’s looking to take over the whole breakfast biz.

  2. Anonymous

    I’ll take my Guatamalan Huahuatenago piping hot with a giant coil of red hair please! It milks really nicely.
    I hear he and Gene Simmons are going in on a nice Merlot/ Cab Franc blend for release next season. Made especially for smashing against their giant yachts.

  3. ---

    French Roast sells…but who’s buying?

  4. cockfightbarmitzvah

    @: I f I was drinking coffee I woulda done a spit take after reading that. How’s about also “So Far..So Good…Say That’s A Tasty Cup Of Coffee”

  5. Maura Johnston

    @cockfightbarmitzvah: Countdown To Percolation?

    OK, OK, sorry.

  6. Anonymous

    What he needs to develop is a hair care product. Anything that would replicate those locks of his would blow Pantene out of the water.

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