Slash Does Not Like Parallel Parking, Human Contact

In his storied/depraved career, Guns N Roses guitarist Slash has lived through much and felt deeply, and so you have to wonder what’s left that could make him feel “nervousness, stomach disorders, backaches, loss of appetite,” and a laundry list of other ailments.

Oh, it’s getting dicked around by your real estate agency, and then suing them over a house you “were duped into buying.”

The suit says, among other things, they were told the house was on a private, gated street. The house, they allege, turned out to be on a public street with very little parking. They also say it was much smaller than the 7800 sq. ft. in the listing, and there were issues with the home’s title. Because they say Holcomb and Sotheby’s withheld this information from them, the Hudsons have suffered “grief, shame, humiliation, embarrassment, anger, worry, disappointment, nervousness, stomach disorders, backaches, loss of appetite and inability to concentrate on work.” They are suing for an amount in excess of $1 million.

Shame and humiliation? The guy who wrote this? It’s a long way from happily drawing dinosaurs all day on coke to getting an ulcer over having to find your own street parking every night.

Slash Sues Real Estate Agent Over “Dream House” That Wasn’t [Blabbermouth]