Helalyn Flowers Sucks Face, Metal, And Ass In The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race

jharv / November 16, 2007

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Even for a goth/nu-metal/industrial/whatsit band that gets written up on on websites named Vampire Freaks and Cyber Angels, this is pretty…well, not just wack, but inexplicable. No, really, what the hell are they holding in their mouths? A lollipop made out of bicycle gears? Is this some rivethead thing where we’re just out of the loop?