Helalyn Flowers Sucks Face, Metal, And Ass In The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race

Nov 16th, 2007 // 5 Comments

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Even for a goth/nu-metal/industrial/whatsit band that gets written up on on websites named Vampire Freaks and Cyber Angels, this is pretty…well, not just wack, but inexplicable. No, really, what the hell are they holding in their mouths? A lollipop made out of bicycle gears? Is this some rivethead thing where we’re just out of the loop?

  1. TheMojoPin

    Zah?

  2. Cam/ron

    It kinda looks like a rotary phone or a gun’s six-bullet chamber in their mouths. Come to think of it, has goth music artistically progressed since 1995?

  3. extracrispy

    This cover might just be my favorite to win this race. When does it actually begin?

    PS: I’m surprised there aren’t more goth/industrial covers featured in this column. Goth posturing is ripe for ridicule.

  4. BestEuphemismEver

    That thing (or two things) in their teeth reminds me of the old rotary pencil sharpeners we had at school; you know, the ones you dared the paste-eating kid in class to stick his finger in.

  5. Anonymous

    mr. & ms. goths like to suck on a heartshaped siamese-twin showerhead lollipop – …and why not?

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