Silly Daily News blind items can you teach much of practical use in your everyday life. For instance, this time we learned all sorts of new, MacGyver-esque uses for fake fingernails. Did you know they were strong enough that you can rock out with them? Or that they can also be used for snorting illegal narcotics with alt-country stars?
Which local singer who was opening for the national tour of a well-known alt-country act lost the fake nail she was using as a guitar pick? When she finally tracked it down, the headlining band was using it to cut up cocaine lines in the back of their tour bus.
Okay, so were thinking about doing a poll, but frankly if the answer isn’t Ryan Adams, we’ll eat a fake nail heaped with blow.
New York Minute [Daily News]