No, that’s not John Denver with a crazy busted grill. It’s very old-school David Bowie, heading up a Top 10 list that reflexively made me go gargle with Listerine.
Maybe it’s just growing up with a mom who worked in the dental industry and drilled proper oral hygiene into us from day one, but Gigwise’s silly list of “The Worst Teeth In Music” kinda wigged me out. Especially the infamously yellow, sore-riddled mouth of the Happy Mondays’ Shaun Ryder. Dude looks like the “final stage” in those gross-out peridontal disease photos your childhood dentist used to put the fear of god into you. Regular flossing, people! It’s essential.
The Worst Teeth In Music Revealed [Gigwise]