Former Idolator guest-blogger Mike Barthel dreams up a Guns N’ Roses-style trilogy of Britney Spears videos. A sample scene: “The dance sequence begins, taking place inside the main newsroom of the new New York Times building. The coed dancers are dressed in His Girl Friday outfits; if possible, actual New York Times writers and editors are used. Up front and center, Britney pretends like she’s operating a hand computer like in Minority Report while, in the background, the dancers execute an acrobatic routine between the two levels of the newsroom, bouncing off trampolines that have been put in the cubicles, vaulting over the handrails on the upper level, and swiveling in and out of the conference rooms. When Britney turns, we see she has ‘KISS SLUT GIRL’ written on her bare back in sharpie.” [clapclap.org]
