The Onion‘s A.V. Club has once again undertaken an impossible public service, ranking the “Worst Band Names Of ’07,” a task that becomes progressively harder every year as MySpace and Facebook make it all too easy to try and catalog every crappy pun cooked up by four dudes in a garage. This year’s list goes a little heavy on names that make poor use of the word “funk” for my liking, but my seven favorites of ’07 make up for the funky deluge through sheer shamelessness or WTF-ery.
Dance Me Pregnant
Roger’s Porn Collection
Prognosis: Killing It
Haunting Oboe Music
Sadly “Wolf Tee” didn’t make the list. Also, we won’t even get into the number of entires that are actually great band names, but hey, one man’s trash and all that. And with three pages of bad sex jokes and awkward plays on celebrity names, you have to admire the compilers’ effort.
The Worst Band Names Of ’07 [A.V. Club]