Nicole Scherzinger’s New Song


In the latest attempt to save her increasingly doomed solo album, Nicole Scherzinger is going the “singing about her vagina over a vaguely ‘ethnic-sounding’ track produced by Akon” route. It’s a terrible song, but at least it makes her “I am a very conservative Catholic” claim in the new Entertainment Weekly even more hilarious–except to all the people at Interscope/Geffen who got laid off as a result of “belt-tightening,” of course. [Kevipod Music]