The “Daily Mirror” Gifts Us With The Greatest Blind Item Ever

noah | December 20, 2007 4:00 am
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Ah, the holidays. When the egg nog is flowing, anticipation is high, and the blind items are vague, yet laugh-out-loud delightful. From the Daily Mirror:

“Which clumsy rocker dropped a ciggie on his manhood while belting out a Beatles’ song on the loo? He was left in agony and close to tears…”

“Clumsy,” indeed! My first thought was one of Oasis’ Gallagher brothers because, well, duh, but I surveyed my buddy list for a few other opinions. They’re after the jump.

Jess’ first thought: T-Pain. (He’s a little obsessed today.) Other answers include:

“Perhaps a Gallagher brother?” “A Gallagher?” “hahaha … please let it be Liam Gallagher” “Does Gallagher II count as a ‘rock star’? Because I can definitely see him being that clumsy. Have you ever seen the way he bobbles that mallet?”

OK, you get the picture. But feel free to leave your guesses below!

Daily Mirror Blind Item [Crazy Days And Nights]

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