Ozzy Osbourne Memoirs Pushed to May 2008

noah | December 28, 2007 11:05 am
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Two years ago, Ozzy Osbourne got a $2 million advance from the publishing company Little, Brown to write his memoirs. But the Prince Of Darkness is also apparently the Prince Of Blowing Deadlines, resulting in the book getting pushed back all the way to May of ’08. What’s keeping Ozzy from putting his life’s highlights into a clear, well-delineated narrative? You probably won’t be surprised to learn that some people think he actually has smoked and snorted away all of his memories, leaving him with nothing to commit to paper except a few doodles of the design on Zakk Wylde’s guitar. [Expo Say]