The Jonas Brothers Backlash Loses Its Voice, Retains Its Ability To Drive 13-Year-Old Girls Crazy

noah | December 31, 2007 11:30 am
I don’t know why, but the latest video from the Jonas Brothers-hating ADiehardFOBFan, in which she uses scrawled-on pieces of paper to tell the YouTube hordes that she was just kidding about her previous video screens, kind of reminds me of Cam’ron’s wordless 50 Cent dis from the summer. Is it the mirror? The crappy handwriting? Or is New Year’s Eve making me nostalgic for the “Curtis vs. the world” showdowns? Either way, I’m actually starting to like this girl’s moxie, since for some reason this video really pissed off the commenters:

fruitsbasketRULES (12 hours ago) ahahaha WOW there are so many things wrong with this video.

First, I could barely read what you wrote. Only 7 year olds write like that, so you can’t possibly be 13. Why are you writing anyways? To hide your ugly little head and to hide your lisp? Laaame.

Totally getting a Heathers vibe from this comment. Also: Anyone want to bet that she really excelled in penmanship back in her elementary-school years?

But wait, she had more to say!

fruitsbasketRULES (12 hours ago) CONTINUED

Second, that first video wasn’t a joke. To quote you, “I’m getting pretty motherfucking pissed, about you pissy-ass preps and you fucking little ten year olds”. Does that really sound like a joking tone to you?

You are probably the most foul-mouthed 13 year old I’ve ever heard. IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU LOOK COOL

And yet, and yet! fruitsbasketRULES is only adding to the fire by subscribing to ADiehardFOBFan’s videos. It’s like… she’s almost waiting to hate! Isn’t that just contributing to the problem? Maybe she secretly likes the profanity, since she can’t use it in her everyday life? I don’t know about you, but I see the makings of a crazy teenage buddy comedy right here! It’ll be like You’ve Got Mail, only all the product placement will be Disney-engineered and Tom Hanks will make a cameo as a well-meaning dad who gives his daughter one too many electronics!

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