For About The Cost Of One Month’s Rent, You Can Sponsor A Chubby Punchline Rapper Of Your Own
With a minimal outlay of $750–only 375 cups of coffee–you’ll receive a guest verse from roly poly D12 member Bizarre, a signed certificate thanking you for your donation, and a sense of satisfaction that you’ve helped someone in need. I’m almost tempted to dig into my personal savings* just so Idolator can have its own theme rap. (I wonder if Bizarre accepts out-of-state checks.) Anyone want to cook up a beat? We could get Travis Barker on the remix.
Bizarre Of D12 Sets Himself Up Via YouTube [ProHipHop]
* May actually require selling of bodily fluids/organs/infant child.
