Scott Weiland Is Missing And Only You Can Find Him

Jan 22nd, 2008 // 13 Comments

whereintheworldisweiland.jpgSo Scott Weiland missed a Velvet Revolver concert at the Sundance Film Fest on Sunday and no one has a reasonable explanation as to his whereabouts. “Dead or in jail,” I hear you saying, while the official word is that “speculation from inside the band’s camp said the singer had missed his flight to Sundance for the performance.” But is it really so innocent? What if he was kidnapped? What if he managed to escape from his housebreaking crate in Slash’s basement before the Weiland-sitter could find him? And even if he just missed his flight, where could he be? Well, we had some thoughts on the matter after the jump.

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  1. Whigged

    You forgot “Auditioning to be the new lead singer for Talk Show.”

  2. SomeSound-MostlyFury

    You forgot “At home, trying to beat the Slash boss battle on GH3″

  3. Dead Air ummm Dead Air

    @Whigged: I’d vote for that.

    I’d also vote for Rockapella doing old STP songs, but you know, I’m whacky like that.

  4. itmustbeken

    All you need to do is hang a freshly opened pack of Marlboro’s and a dime bag out the window, he’ll find his way home.

  5. Rabi

    Trying out for American Gladiators . . . brother.

  6. Mick Kraut

    perhaps he was an uninterested in the gig as Slash was rumored to be recently (rumored to have a look-alike on stage)…

  7. K-milo

    What about “getting high”?

    /Proud fan of STP…

  8. Lucas Jensen

    @itmustbeken: That was genius.

  9. Silverfuture

    Everyone always guesses drugs, but maybe it was a sex-type thing.

  10. taber

    The sad thing is how likely the “encased in carbonite” option sounds, when you really sit and think it through.

  11. ZLevee

    @Lucas Jensen: Maybe if he had made a heroin reference instead of a pot one.

    I’m still pissed about the STP show I never got to see at Irving Plaza when Weiland got busted trying to score on Avenue D before the show.

  12. FionaScrapple

    Hopefully he was somewhere with the (brilliant)DeLeo Bros.

  13. drjimmy11

    Trapped in the 90s?

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