Jan 31st, 2008 // 10 Comments

thewalruswasanimatronictoo.jpgBREAKING: Paul McCartney did not have an angioplasty because his innards were long ago removed and replaced with Country Bear Jamboree-style animatronics. [AP]


  1. phelander

    That’s a cool pic of Paul taken from the photos of his first solo album, McCartney. Wonderful album. Best songwriter ever?

  2. Dick Laurent is dead.

    Great, now I’m vividly imagining Paul leading the animatronic band at Major Magic’s (a Chuck E. Cheez style place) through a rousing rendition of “Birthday”.

  3. natepatrin

    So much for Paul covering Lou Reed’s “No Money Down”.

  4. Figgsrock

    AP knows how to break that news…from 2 weeks ago. (That was posted on his website on 1/14) Next thing you know they’ll tell us that Zeppelin are reuniting for a charity concert in London.

  5. Camp Tiger Claw

    You remember that time you got angioplasty? That was awesome.

  6. Chris Molanphy
  7. Silverfuture

    Wait, He’s still alive? I thought Paul died in, like, the 60s…

  8. Captain Wrong

    But he still did have his innards replaced with those from a member of the Rock-a-Fire Explosion, right?

  9. DrSpaceman

    Aw, you cropped the baby out of the iconic baby in a jacket photo! More people need to see the genuine article instead of the Annie Leibovitz/Tom Cruise & Suri rip-off version.

  10. strobefx

    Good to know.

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