Hang Up The Phone: A Brief List Of Ill-Advised Ringtones
Aly & AJ, “Potential Breakup Song” Lyric: “Wise up now or pay the cost / Soon you will know, oh!” Reason to put your phone on permanent vibrate: You’ve told your creditors “the check’s in the mail” 18 times now, but they just keep calling.
Sean Kingston, “Beautiful Girls” Lyric: “You’re way too beautiful girl / That’s why it’ll never work / You’ll have me suicidal, suicidal” Reason to put your phone on permanent vibrate: Kinda self-explanatory, no?
Janet Jackson, “Feedback” Lyric: “My swagger’s serious / I’m heavy like a first-day period” Reason to put your phone on permanent vibrate: Sympathy cramps.
Buckcherry, “Crazy Bitch” Lyric: “Get the video, fuck you so good / Get the video, fuck you so good / Crazy Bitch / Crazy Bitch / Crazy… Bitch” Reason to put your phone on permanent vibrate: You don’t want to be mistaken for Paul Janka.
Afroman, “Because I Got High” Lyric: Pick one. Reason to put your phone on permanent vibrate: Possibility of an incoming call while you’re at a networking event while you’re meeting employers who are way strict about drug testing.
Hinder, The Master Of Ringtones [LiveDaily]