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Just in case you were wondering, the Dead Milkmen will not be playing New York’s Knitting Factory in April, despite Ticketmaster’s insistence to the contrary. According to Milkmen frontman Rodney Anonymous, the possibility of a show by the band is completely out of the question “unless somebody rolls back the stone to [deceased bassist Dave Blood]’s tomb and finds it empty.” [The Clog]