Ted Nugent Wants To Turn Your Online Searches Into A Quest For Real, Live Animal Meat

Feb 13th, 2008 // 4 Comments

nugeeeey.jpgLike Kanye West, Ted Nugent has entered the world of personally-branded Web search engines, or so a commenter tipped us off last week. But! Now if you Search With Ted you can possibly win the chance to tag along while he tries to pierce large ungulates with bullets and arrows while in the great outdoors. In addition to this contest, Ted’s search engine also offers users the same “swag bucks” as KW’s search engine, said “swag bucks” to be later redeemed for prizes, the big difference seeming to be that if you Search With Kanye you could possibly win an iPhone but if you search with Ted you could possibly win a cookbook. But maybe you like freshly whacked wild boar more than being able to check your e-mail on the bus? [Search With Ted Nugent]

  1. loudersoft

    This whole (lupe) fiasco can only end badly.

  2. Dickdogfood

    There has to be a day when the Nuge is gonna get eaten by a wildebeest, and hopefully, that day is soon.

  3. gofreescout

    I can’t risk winning. He would so kill and eat me.

  4. OingoBobo

    @Dickdogfood: Not to worry– there’s plenty of cottonmouths and rattlers in this world, laying in wait for his hubris-filled boot to traipse by.

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