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TGIF teen queen gossip daily double: Heidi Montag–which is a thing that apparently appears on the MTV?–released her “debut pop music video” last week. Somehow we missed this momentous occasion. But apparently the rest of the Internet did not, because all of the flying blogosphere zingers left her “sobbing uncontrollably.” (Hey, you should try hanging out on the Internet every day.) Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus got a tsk-tsk’ing from Consumer Reports for not buckling up during a scene in her hit 3-D concert movie, while the watchdog mag still took care to praise the “lifelike” way her blood seemed to splatter the audience when the Range Rover hit that tree. [Daily Dish via PTW / Photo: Getty]