Britney Spears Drops New Single, Falls Even Further Into Post-Post-Postmodern Hell

noah | March 3, 2008 12:10 pm
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A new Britney Spears song just premiered on Ryan Seacrest’s soon-to-be-nationwide radio show, and for some reason Britney, who still has a whole album’s worth of good dance-pop tunes to release to radio, is now lowering herself to duet with that chick from The Hills who made the really crummy music video a few weeks back. The song, “Dramatic,” doesn’t sound like a “duet” as much as it sounds like “Heidi Montag singing over a half-finished Britney song that someone left behind at the studio,” which lends some credence to Dan’s theory that it could a leaked track from Jive Records’ forthcoming Britney Spears – Duets collaboration. But I think it’s just Britney trying to hitch her wagon to that of a fellow tabloid star, thus proving that she’s the ultimate 21st-century fameball, someone who knows that the only way her Google News hits will go up is by forming some sort of silicone-and-spray-tan Wondertwin alliance with her counterparts from Us‘ table of contents. [KIISFM.com]