Perez Hilton Gives The Stink Eye To Thom And Trent As Readers Line Up To Be First!!!!1!! To Smack Him Down
Whoops, I lied! Sorry. Looks like future failed A&R kingpin Perez Hilton has gone and voiced his concerns about the timeliness rumored Lollapalooza headliners Nine Inch Nails and Radiohead with his usual stinging brevity. (Total word count: 23. Total comments thus far: like, a lot.) But if you were expecting Perez’s loyal army of whatever-the-hell-you-call-people-who-read-Perez-Hilton (Perezzies? Please tell me it’s not Perezzies) to stand up to the NIN blog-reading loonies who will invariably descend on the PH comments box to rumble Sharks v. Jets/mods v. rockers/Marlo v. Avon/Mario v. Wario style, guess again. Turns out Perez’s readers are none too happy with their Manic Panic’d, polyester-pants’d Buddha’s sermonizing this time out. In fact, they’re kinda pissy.
#29 – YES! says
are you seriously dissing both of these bands?? perez….come on now. get it together.
#33 – daisy says
shut the fuck up perez you don’t know shit about music, you like janet jackson and kylie minogue
#34 – pH_99 says
Radiohead is bigger than jesus and the beatles. This concert will be huge.
Jesus and the beatles will be selling hot dogs there.
#36 – John Smith says
Wow, you have proven yourself to be a talentless prick who has no ability to respect talent. Nine inch nails is still going strong, and Radio head has made millions of dollars off of its new album (which was sold online for free or at a fan’s price of choosing) simply due to the fact that they have such a huge broadreaching fanbase. Go back to your lesbian gangbang with hillary.
Oh, c’mon leave Hilary out of it, she’s got enough to deal with this week with one of her biggest contributor getting busted for who knows how many hand-shandies. Meanwhile, 900 pages later:
#818 – perez is a fat fatty says What the fuck do you know about rock music you fat annoying fuck? You probably think Fall Out Boy is Rock. Stick to Kylie and Madonna, McChunky. Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails are both amazing bands, anytime. I bet you smell like dirty hair Perez. #918 – CELEB NEWS RUINS SOCIETY says STICK TO POINTLESS NEWS AND DON’T TRY TO COVER IMPORTANT INFORMATION A.K.A RADIOHEAD & NINE INCH NAILS ARE 2 OF THE GREATEST BANDS OF ALL TIME A.K.A BRITNEY SPEARS & ONES LIKE HER IS NOT REAL MUSIC #1004 – Roger says Get a clue, Perez. Who would you want headlining? Jewel? That’s who you were pimping earlier. SHE is ten years ago. Radiohead is NOW. Rumor has it Madonna might also pull a Coachella and play Lolla this year. Does that tickle your clit
And it just kinda goes on like that. PH readers be likin’ some In Rainbows. Leaving aside this evidence of the fine-tuned accuracy of Perez’s pulse-finding finger (his considered opinions on the relevance/money-making potential of one of 2007’s chart-topping acts should offer some solace to the more nervous suits at WMG), could this display offhand snark resulting in such mass ire be the first sign of Perez’s comment bots abandoning him en masse, thus freeing us from our brief blogosphere nightmare/having to hear the words “oh, like Perez Hilton” whenever we tell an aging family member/man on the street what we do for a living? Please? No. Of course not. But we can dream. [Perez Hilton; HT to reader Mitch/Madman for starting my day the Perez way]
