Axl Rose Could Buy The Country A Soda If He’d Just Release His Damn Album Already

Mar 26th, 2008 // 2 Comments

AP02082907457.jpgNever let it be said that I’m above appreciating a good stunt, especially one that involves the release of Chinese Democracy–an album that is on the verge of reaching the “20 years in the making” mark sooner than you might think: “In an unprecedented show of solidarity with Axl, everyone in America, except estranged GNR guitarists Slash and Buckethead, will receive a free can of Dr Pepper if [Chinese Democracy] ships sometime — anytime! — in 2008.” Knowing Axl, though, he’ll probably throw a bitchfit and demand that the promotion be reworked with free bottles of Vitamin Water before he puts any more notes to tape. [Chinese Democracy When?]


  1. Handsome Pete

    Everybody is talking about Chinese Democracy.

    Sadly, not the way Axl hopes.

  2. Anonymous

    “bitchfit”. you made that up, didn’t you.


    i mean, i thought about using that a couple times but it always seemed to fall flat.

    listen, take care.

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