Apr 2nd, 2008 // 6 Comments

Self-fellating Nickelback horrorshow Chad Kroeger has reportedly been found guilty of a 2007 DUI in his native Canada. Sadly for those of you hoping this turn of events might eventually lead to a jail-assisted Kroeger reprieve, he only faces a stiff fine of $600 and the possibly of getting his wheels taken away from him, leaving him plenty of time for more, um, housebound pursuits. [NME]

  1. Anonymous

    Now if only the US would adapt the Canadian Law of not allowing anyone with a DUI/DWI’s allowed in the country for ten years, we’d all finally be safe from Nickelback

  2. SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

    Not nearly as interesting as the link to the article about him going down on himself.

    Dont tell anyone, but I secretly liked that duet he had with the dude from Saliva for the 1st Spidey flick.

  3. derby

    i’m just chiming in to add that nickelback is my least favorite band of all-time.

  4. CaptainPeacockSuit

    A lamborghini…typical….more money than class.

  5. Thank you for a great post

  6. just saw the movie tonight it sucked big time.. id suggest you for the dvd

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