Khia Unimpressed By Trina’s Latest Demands For Cunnilingus

Apr 3rd, 2008 // 10 Comments

71413425.jpg“U STILL THE HOE U ALWAYS BEEN. AND HOES DONT GET NO RESPECT!!!!!! PUPPETTTTTT!!!!” Harsh! Looks like the vicious feud between sexually demanding rappers Khia and Trina didn’t end in 2006. Khia, author of “My Neck, My Back” and ringer on VH1′s upcoming Miss Rap Supreme, went to Target Tuesday and bought Trina’s new CD, Still Da Baddest, just so she could give it a track by track review (hopefully the only one that will mock Trina’s ’06 miscarriage and contain the phrase “I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF MY BIG RED CLOWN SHOE AND KICK U IN UR BIG BOBBLE HEAD!!!!!!!!”).

ONCE AGAIN ON APRIL FOOLS DAY, EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS A JOKE. I GOT OUT OF MY BED, PUT ON MY STILLETTO’S AND WENT TO TARGET TO GET DA NASTIEST BITCH’S ALBUM!!!!!! I HOPE DAT BITCH DOES DA SAME. SEE…… WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!!!! REMEMBER??????? SO I DID….. I BOUGHT IT!!! AND ONCE AGAIN IT WAS A DISSAPPOINTMENT!!! MY RECOMMENDATION…… PLEASE DONT WASTE UR TIME OR UR MONEY!!! BURN IT, BOOTLEG IT, RIP IT BUT PLEASE DONT WASTE UR MONEY. GO GET A 7 WIT DAT!!! I SUFFERED FO YALL…..ITS OK….. I GOT YALL…. NASTI MUZIK O8!!!!! HERE IS MY REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!

…TRACK 4: SINGLE AGAIN

HATED IT!!!! WE GIVE DAT SHYT TWO THUMBS DOWN!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN BUT NOT BY CHOICE…… HOE WEEZYYY WOKE UP!!! HE DONT LUV U HOE!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN CUZ HE LEFT UR DOG ASS!!! HOE WHAT U GONE NAME YA BABY? BABYYYY? CUZ IN 98 U WAS FUCKING BABY!!! U AINT MARRIED YET????? U CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE. CUZ U LOOKED A HOT MESS IN DAT WHITE WEDDING DRESS!!! ALL WHITE IS NOT FO U!!! STICK TO DA STRIPPA SHOES!!! OR WRITE A BOOK LIKE UR TWIN SISTA….SUPAHEAD!!! CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U CANT SELL NO RECORDS. MY RECOMMENDATION……….PORN!!! OH, MY BAD, UR BODY IS DETERIORATING AND NOBODY WANNA FUCK U NO MOE!!! TRY A BLOW UP BOBBLE HEAD TRINA DOLL!!! CUZ UR PERFUME AINT SELLING EITHER!!!

Why couldn’t Biggie and Tupac have settled it like this? Maybe Trina will walk down to Best Buy later this spring and give Khia’s Nasty Muzik similar consideration.

TRINA STILL DA NASTIEST ALBUM REVIEW [Khia's Myspace Blog, via Oh No]
What’s Beef? (NSFW) [Shan2001's Journal]
[Photo: Getty Images]

  1. Chris N.

    Why don’t these lolcats captions have pictures?

  2. Nunya B

    @Chris N.: You suggested it, now you have to do it or we’ll all be really disappointed.

    HOE WHAT U GONE NAME YA BABY? BABYYYY? CUZ IN 98 U WAS FUCKING BABY!!! is my favorite.

  3. Captain Wrong

    How old are these “ladies”?

  4. walkmasterflex

    It’s funny, because Khia does make some pretty good points about female rappers being nothing but male-pleasing sex objects, and doing nothing but rapping in certain ways to entertain a male audience. But I mean, this is all from Ms. “My Back”. Are you serious?

    Goddamn. At least Trina can rap and has the interesting beats of Slip-N-Slide behind her. And Khia’s really in no position to call anyone a “hot mess”.

  5. Anonymous

    @Captain Wrong: Older than Foxy Brown

  6. rad_matter

    [www.trinafan.com]

    Even webmasters are getting in on this feud. Where is Lil’ Kim when we need her?

  7. DavidWatts

    I heard that even Trina’s pussy smells like Chanel, so I don’t know what Khia’s talking about. TEAM BADDEST BITCH!

  8. demartre

    khia you need 2 quit hatin.you ant call nobody a hoe with yo tacky ass.lolz.but trina look wyyy betta than yo ass.BITCH GET SOME REST AND LEAVE THEM BAGS UNNDA YO EYES @ THA CRIB.QUIT HATIN.ND THAT HIT HER UP WASNT SHIT.NOW HIT ME UP WIT YO RESPONSE.8703156603.NOW WATS UP.TRINA WANT HAV 2 DISS YOU I WILL.LMAO.JUST KIDDIN.YOU FINE THOUGH BUT YALL NEED 2 LEAVE THE BEEEF WERE ITS @.

  9. COOKIE

    SHIIID I GOT HER PERFUME N IT ATTRACK ALL DA NIGGAS KHIA U UGLY FOOL U NOT CUTE HOE SO THIGHTEN UP N TRINA LOOKED HOT IN DAT WHITE DRESS I BET SHE CAN ROCK BETTA DEN U LIKE MY BITCH SAID “PUT SUM OIL SHEEN ON DEM TIRED ASS DREADS OF URS”LMA0 HOE U REAL SLUTTY

  10. Rage

    bitch you know damn will if you bought the cd that would be your whole budget for the day ever since you went independent you ain’t sold shit not even your snaggletooth smile

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