Khia Unimpressed By Trina’s Latest Demands For Cunnilingus

anthonyjmiccio | April 3, 2008 10:40 am
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“U STILL THE HOE U ALWAYS BEEN. AND HOES DONT GET NO RESPECT!!!!!! PUPPETTTTTT!!!!” Harsh! Looks like the vicious feud between sexually demanding rappers Khia and Trina didn’t end in 2006. Khia, author of “My Neck, My Back” and ringer on VH1’s upcoming Miss Rap Supreme, went to Target Tuesday and bought Trina’s new CD, Still Da Baddest, just so she could give it a track by track review (hopefully the only one that will mock Trina’s ’06 miscarriage and contain the phrase “I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF MY BIG RED CLOWN SHOE AND KICK U IN UR BIG BOBBLE HEAD!!!!!!!!”).

ONCE AGAIN ON APRIL FOOLS DAY, EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS A JOKE. I GOT OUT OF MY BED, PUT ON MY STILLETTO’S AND WENT TO TARGET TO GET DA NASTIEST BITCH’S ALBUM!!!!!! I HOPE DAT BITCH DOES DA SAME. SEE…… WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!!!! REMEMBER??????? SO I DID….. I BOUGHT IT!!! AND ONCE AGAIN IT WAS A DISSAPPOINTMENT!!! MY RECOMMENDATION…… PLEASE DONT WASTE UR TIME OR UR MONEY!!! BURN IT, BOOTLEG IT, RIP IT BUT PLEASE DONT WASTE UR MONEY. GO GET A 7 WIT DAT!!! I SUFFERED FO YALL…..ITS OK….. I GOT YALL…. NASTI MUZIK O8!!!!! HERE IS MY REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!

…TRACK 4: SINGLE AGAIN

HATED IT!!!! WE GIVE DAT SHYT TWO THUMBS DOWN!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN BUT NOT BY CHOICE…… HOE WEEZYYY WOKE UP!!! HE DONT LUV U HOE!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN CUZ HE LEFT UR DOG ASS!!! HOE WHAT U GONE NAME YA BABY? BABYYYY? CUZ IN 98 U WAS FUCKING BABY!!! U AINT MARRIED YET????? U CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE. CUZ U LOOKED A HOT MESS IN DAT WHITE WEDDING DRESS!!! ALL WHITE IS NOT FO U!!! STICK TO DA STRIPPA SHOES!!! OR WRITE A BOOK LIKE UR TWIN SISTA….SUPAHEAD!!! CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U CANT SELL NO RECORDS. MY RECOMMENDATION……….PORN!!! OH, MY BAD, UR BODY IS DETERIORATING AND NOBODY WANNA FUCK U NO MOE!!! TRY A BLOW UP BOBBLE HEAD TRINA DOLL!!! CUZ UR PERFUME AINT SELLING EITHER!!!

Why couldn’t Biggie and Tupac have settled it like this? Maybe Trina will walk down to Best Buy later this spring and give Khia’s Nasty Muzik similar consideration.

TRINA STILL DA NASTIEST ALBUM REVIEW [Khia’s Myspace Blog, via Oh No] What’s Beef? (NSFW) [Shan2001’s Journal] [Photo: Getty Images]

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